Ok, so if you’re one of those people who just doesn’t get along with anyone this is for you.
Perhaps it’s not everyone else you encounter that’s the problem, maybe it’s you. We all have different personalities and granted not everyone is going to like you, but perhaps you have a habit of rubbing people the wrong way when you first meet them, which can only lead to uncomfortable dealings in the future.
Now that I’ve said it nicely, here’s what I really meant: Stop being such a God damn asshole to everyone and you’ll probably find that the attitude you currently get from the world will disappear very suddenly! There’s no way that everyone in the world hates you for no reason… They’ve got a reason, and a damned fine one at that. You’re a jerk! An ass! A bitch! A biatch! In the words of Roger from American Dad! You’re a real “C U Next Tuesday”! Take just a second to reflect on your life and take the big step of admitting that you have a problem…. YOU!!!!!!!
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Lookin’ quite dapper.
So, this is my very first blog, which probably won’t be very interesting to most as it’s going to be all about ME. Who I am, what I’m about, the things I like to do, and what I find important in my life.
Who am I? I’m Dave So, big whoop wanna fight about it? I’m 33 years old (at this second), raised in Scarborough, a suburb of Toronto, in Canada. My father is Chinese, and my mother is white. They have divorced and both have since remarried. I work in the office of a meat company to pay the bills.
In my spare time I enjoy playing and teaching others how to play volleyball. Movies and television are a huge part of my life (which makes me a pretty average North American). I have tried to take up skateboarding as a hobby, but I think my fear of ending up like so many other amateur skaters (lying in a broken, bloody heap) is going to prevent me from pursuing it very far. Musically I like a little bit of everything, but I generally can’t handle techno, euro, or pop (I will probably dedicate a whole post about Justin Bieber at some point).
I’m a big fan of animals and pets. My mom is big on dog ownership, so since the age of 5 or so we’ve always had at least 2 dogs running around the house… Currently there are 4 cats and a very large dog at home, and I wouldn’t have it an other way.
Some things you can look forward to in future posts: rants about things I encounter in everyday life, or read about in the paper (I prefer the Toronto Star most days)… Well, it’ll probably be mostly rants, because that’s what I excel at. I may include movie reviews, random thoughts that pop into my head, opinions on political issues, dumbass things that I see dumbass people do throughout my day, and a variety of other things.
I will sign off now, and hopefully it won’t be too long until I make an update.